Awful day chez Jools.
The husband has gone away for work and I was sad already. I thought I would run a lovely bath this morning while he was boarding to calm myself down (I am not great with Planes - that is actually a massive understatement but I will save that for another day)
I heard a huge bursting noise and rushed into the main bathroom to see what it was .......
I opened the airing cupboard to find that the whole cupboard was soaking and water flying out EVERYWHERE!!!
I rushed to turn the shower pump off, not knowing that the water pouring and spurting out was boiling hot, and I have burnt my face - It was so scary as I was on my own.
Things cannot possibly get worse, right? - ahh but it's Monday, of course they can. The water tank completely emptied, flooding the room below and bowing the ceiling with so much water - it was gushing like a waterfall right through the electrical light fittings ..............
Thank goodness my brother called a good friend who came around within half an hour (Leon you are totally my hero today) but by this time the room below is looking pretty sorry for itself, and has taken every single towel in the house to soak up the water so far and it is still squelching ........
So today, Jools wore approximately 15 gallons of boiling water, and an awful lot of Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream around my eyes to stop the burning turning to blisters, and a completely terrified look (hey, not every day can be a stylish one!)
It is pretty safe to say that this is one day to completely forget and I definitely feel a verse of a certain Bob Geldof Song coming on ..........
However, because I really need the laugh, you have to have a look at these new items from Lanvin that came out today - Now I adore Lanvin usually, but seriously, who in their right mind would want to wake up to THESE!!!
They are seriously even scarier than clowns and would without question give me nightmares!!!
Until tomorrow (Please, Please, Please be a better day!)
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